Liberals drinkin' haterade

The right has often joked that many on the left are Kool-Aid drinkers. However it's come to my attention that they've replaced kool-aid with "haterade". They've been drinking this so long I think its messed up their logic. You be the judge.

Conservatives hate African-Americans! According to them, we don't want them in our party of rich white boys. When they find they're wrong, that there are conservative African-Americans and what's more they're welcome in the Republican party(and Tea party for that matter) we're told "Those guys are sell-outs. They're Uncle Toms." Huh? I guess the only good black man is one that says "Yes Massa" to the Democrats.

All members of the Tea Party are racist! That's right ever single one of them. Why, because a congressman said he was called "n!gger" and spat on. Not one shred of evidence has surfaced(even though 1000's of cameras were rolling at the time), and the congressman has now said "I never said that happened. Now this is the same left that tells us not to jump to conclusions when a Muslim starts shooting up an army base or tries to blow up a plane with his undies.

Conservatives hate women! I could mention that the majority of tea partiers are women. But I'd rather like to point out how the left treats Sarah Palin. Sarah Palin is the new George Bush. They call her dumb, a bimbo, about every chauvinistic thing possible. They've even thrown tomatoes at her at a book signing. Once again if they aren't carrying the liberal water bucket they can go to hell!

The Tea Partiers are violent! Let's review. A Black tea partier beaten in St. Louis by(dramatic pause) a union thug. Sarah Palin assaulted with fruit by(dramatic pause) a lefty that bloggers call "a hero", Rep. Eric Cantor is threatened by(dramatic pause) a crazy Obama supporter. The Tea Party express bus gets pelted by eggs by (dramatic pause) more union thugs! Do I need to continue?

Conservatives are the dumbest people in the world! Now I can't say every conservative is a Mensa member, however I can say I've never heard one of them claim that Guam would flip over if there were too many marines on the island!(I'm looking at you Rep. Johnson) They also haven't asked a wheelchair bound senator to stand up(that was a BFD Biden)

No one has the right to tell a woman what to do with her body! But its okay for you to tell me that I have to buy health insurance, and what kind? Its okay for you to tax soda, anything with salt, and ban trans-fats? Heck smokers are having to go the way of Anne Frank, hiding in an attic under the cover of darkness to smoke!

Conservatives always want to keep minorities down! Really? Then why was one of the first things of the Obama administration to get rid of school vouchers? Why hasn't Obama ended the "Don't ask don't tell policies?" Seems to me you guys talk a good game, but then don't back it up!

I'd continue but I'm sure some lib-troll has already spit out his haterade and is convulsing over his keyboard.